Whenever someone in my street stops and asks “do you own the big fluffy black cat?” it means I get to hear a long list of his offences. Harassing chickens, intimidating other cats and begging for food...

Whenever someone in my street stops and asks “do you own the big fluffy black cat?” it means I get to hear a long list of his offences. Harassing chickens, intimidating other cats and begging for food... meow!